Top 10 Favourite Entrance Theme Songs

After the fans in attendance at Monday Night Raw made Fandango's theme song into a sensation overnight, even causing the song reach (at the time of writing) #37 in the Official UK Charts, I had an idea. Why not continue this one post roll I'm on and discuss theme songs? More specifically, my top 10 favourite theme songs. Everyone loves a list, right?

Wrestling theme songs are incredibly important. They have to indicate the arrival of a wrestler and have the ability to catch on with an audience so that two things happen the moment the first note hits. One, the audience identify which wrestler is about to enter the arena and two, the desired face/heel reaction occurs. For that desired reaction to be instant, the theme song has to fit perfectly with the character it accompanies. Taking Fandango as an example, you couldn't have a heavy metal song to accompany a dancing gimmick. For a bad ass like Stone Cold Steve Austin, a pop song wouldn't have been the greatest of ideas. As well as fitting the character, theme songs need to be composed to feature character traits. I'll discuss that more as we go on. Finally, an entrance needs uniqueness. TNA has some great theme songs for their main stars, however, some of the lower card have generic music that is by no means unique and thus hard to identify which wrestler is entering the arena.

I will say this before I start, this is just my opinion and by no means am I saying this is an exact order of the greatest theme songs. That's up for your interpretation. Here's my list:

10. Edge:


When Edge retired he said he thought he had one of the best theme songs in the business, he was right. While the song may just be a reworked version of Alter Bridge's 'Metaligus,' it simply works. When he debuted the song, Edge was just becoming a real main event player in the WWE. The lyrics "I've been defeated and brought down" before moving onto "the time has come to change my ways" are indicative of a superstar on the war path after finally realising his goal of being the best. The opening thrash style riff and drum beat are impossible to mistake and the 'You Think You Know Me' monicker that Edge has carried around with him his entire career, make this a great overall theme song.

9: Ric Flair


No one represents the pomp and pageantry of Pro Wrestling like Ric Flair and his theme song is no difference. While it may have been used in Space Odyssey, this piece of music by Richard Strauss has come to embody the limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun. The crescendo met by a chorus of 'Woooo's' from a live event crowd always gives me goose bumps when I think of his Wrestlemania 24 'send off.' The man himself dressed in his over the top robes, strutting his way to the ring with this piece of music playing is the perfect cocktail of character marketing.

8: The Rock


The Rock has had a handful of remixed themes throughout the years. My favourite happens to be the one in the video, which he used as he turned on the Corporation and became a face from 1999-2001.  All of his theme songs have the same premise; a rhythmic beat to match the swagger of his entrance and some kick ass guitar solo's over the top to symbolise the 'electricity' as he smells the air from the top rope. The theme song is unique through the way it highlights The Rock's skills on the microphone, as well as his penchant for catchphrases and talking about himself in the third person. Nice.

7: D-Generation X


D-Generation X were one of the starting points of the Attitude Era. Their theme song, video and entrance represent the gang of rebels perfectly. Everything from the lyrical content, the strippers, the flashing images, the violence was exactly what the WWE needed to produce an edgier product in the Monday Night Wars. 1..2..3... crotch chop!

6. Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon. The Boss. The owner of WWE. He needed a fitting theme song, right? Well he got one. This theme accompanies McMahon's ridiculously hammy power walk so perfectly it's scary. Vince McMahon has often stated that he was the biggest 'grapefruits' in the world, and damned if this piece doesn't amplify that. 'No Chance In Hell' represents the tyrannical 'Mr McMahon' character's domination of his employee's ('puppets' 'boy'), in addition to the his domination of the wrestling world. Kudos, Jim Johnston.

5. The Undertaker

No one has the presence when performing an entrance like The Undertaker. The 'Graveyard Symphony' death march theme song that accompanies him just makes everything that much more eerie. The Undertaker is supposed to strike fear into the hearts of his opponents as he makes his way to the ring, this creepy piece of music just accentuates that to the audience. It fits his supernatural 'deadman' gimmick and the gong tolling at the beginning is the daddy of all identifiers.

4. Triple H

Nice one, Motorhead. This theme song is so bad ass. I mean, Motorhead...man. HHH exudes confidence, and in particular when he debuted this song as a heel... he was probably the most hated man in the business. Many fans accuse him of using his relationship with Stephanie McMahon to his advantage and this was definitely evident in his long drawn out promos he cut in the earlier 2000's. Just listen to the lyrics, though. An overanalyst (like myself) would say 'The Game' in this case is actually the game of backstage politics...orrr... it could just be a self reference. Either way, those single rung out chords at the beginning of the song are unmistakable.

3. Hulk Hogan

It was silly, it was corny, it was Hulk Hogan and it was great. 'Real American' really set the benchmark for theme songs to follow, and it still hasn't really been beaten. The song screams '80's' along with the message that Hogan was peddling at the time to 'say your prayers, take your vitamins.' Hogan represented America in his hay day and what better theme song to accompany him on his travels? Sure, he may have tarnished his legacy in recent times but this theme song will always represent one of the biggest stars in pro wrestling history when he was 'the man.'

2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Glass shatters, raise hell, leave. Stone Cold Steve Austin was an absolute ass kicking machine. His character as a beer fuelled, bird flipping, foul mouthed anti- hero turned him into the arguable the biggest star the WWE has seen and his theme music just aided that meteoric rise. The glass shattering accompanied some of the biggest pops the industry will ever experience during the Attitude Era, the likes of which we may never experience again. The theme features a driving bass line and a gradual build up that just signifies the danger and violence that Austin brought to the table to an absolute 'T.' Another triumph from Jim Johnston!

1. Shawn Michaels

While Shawn may have not been breaking many hearts as his career drew to a close, his theme song was still tremendous. Back when The Rockers first broke up, Shawn's character as a flamboyant,  heart breaking, pompous ass hole needed a theme song to capture that. What better way than to sing your own theme song, about being a 'sexy boy' all while Sherri Mantell exclaims 'oh ohhh, Shawn' at the beginning? I really can't think of a better way. The theme really encapsulated Michales as 'the ultimate showman.' Whether he was a face or a heel, the song was incredibly catchy and has endeared itself by becoming an iconic part of Shawn's magnificent Hall of Fame career.

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Wrestlemania 29 thoughts and predictions

Man, I haven't written a blog for so long that I didn't even have this site on the bookmarks of my new laptop. I've had a surreal  5 months and haven't written anywhere near enough, but, with Wrestlemania rolling around this Sunday I thought that should change.

Across the World Wide Interwebs, I've seen a mass of people underwhelmed by the card we've been presented with for WWE's biggest show of the year. It's fair to say on paper it doesn't look like a Wrestlemania strength card. Too many rematches, a lacklustre 'Road to Wrestlemania' and a lower card that has seemingly been thrown together has left people with a sour taste going into Sunday. However, we all know that when it comes to the WWE 'anything can happen' and we may just get a surprisingly memorable PPV worthy of the inflated price tag come the weekend. Without further ado,  let's check out the card.

Pre Show - The Miz vs Wade Barrett for the Intercontinental Title

I have no idea why this couldn't be on the main card rather than the following match, but hey ho, I guess that's what the Intercontinental Title means to the WWE bookers at this point. It seems every new Intercontinental champion says the same thing recently. Something along the lines of "I'm going to bring prestige back to this title" before fading away into obscurity in the weeks ahead. Wade Barrett was no different. As for The Miz, his face turn has been a bit of a failure as his annoying facial expressions and terrible attempts at being funny have done nothing to endear him to the WWE universe. Ric Flair giving him his blessing to use the figure four should be a sign that WWE aren't willing to give up on him yet and a run as a face champion may make or break his current character.

Winner: The Miz

Tons of Funk and The Funkadactyls vs Rhodes Scholars and The Bella Twins

Where to start? This is a throwaway match that Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow are too good for. I honestly think that the WWE only brought in The Bella Twins to put The Funkadactyls, and in particularly Naomi, over. Someone clearly sees something in her athletic ability and if they build a divas division out of it, fine, I can deal with that. If one of the male members of Tons of Funk gets the win over Rhodes Scholars, then fuck. Anyway, I ain't wasting time with this one.

Winner: Rhodes Scholars and The Bella Twins

Fandango vs Chris Jericho

I'm not even sure how I feel about the Fandango character. Some of his promos have taken up way too much time, however, I liked what I saw on the 'go-home' Raw when he scored Jericho's performance and showed some aggression to go with his flamboyant and braggadocios character. I do have a pit in my stomach that says Jericho is going to have to put over Fandango come Wrestlemania. It won't affect Jericho in any way and the casual fan isn't going to say 'oh he sucks now because he lost' but, if Jericho is going to just return again and again only to lose and put people over... that doesn't sit well with me.  Again, another match that was thrown together in the most ridiculous of fashions. 'U NO SAY MY NAYM RITE, I FITE U.' Nevertheless, this is Fandango's debut and Vince McMahons pet project is getting the 'W.'

Winner: Fandango

Ryback vs Mark Henry

It's been so long since I last wrote an entry that I haven't even discussed Ryback in any capacity. He's a monster, looks physically imposing and it's good for WWE to have someone like that on their roster, even with their new found love for Indy wrestlers. This is just a classic monster vs monster match up that has been done to death in pro wrestling, yet still draws due to the sheer spectacle. I've loved everything Mark Henry has done since his heel turn and World Title run but I don't see him getting the win here. Ryback has been pushed to the moon and since he's almost always taken the loss on PPV, this will be his big redeeming win.

Winner: Ryback

Sheamus, The Big Show & Randy Orton vs The Shield

Now, this is the first match of the night where I see shenanigans coming into play. I'd love for there to be more to this feud as it seems a little too simple and dull. I imagine the creative meeting went along the lines of "oh, let's make 3 good guys face these 3 bad guys with no real storyline." Not to mention the fact that Big Show was turned for the 1932030942039 time. Something has got to give in this match. Either one of the face team turns heel during or after the match or another member of The Shield is revealed. Either way, there hasn't been much of a spotlight put on this match, especially considering The Shield was mixing it up in the main event not too long ago. There just has to be something more, right? I'm going with a Shield win.

Winner: The Shield

Team Hell No vs Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston for the World Tag Team Titles

Remember when WWE was trying to rebuild a tag division? That seems a long distant memory now. The Usos are nowhere to be found, The Prime Time Players aren't doing much of anything, Rhodes Scholars are in no man's land and Primo & Epico? Wow. The tag team division IS Team Hell No and they've had a good run together. They were incredibly entertaining when they became a team as a result of the hilarious anger management segments with Dr Shelby. Nonetheless, I feel they're time is numbered and the WWE needs to take advantage of how over Daniel Bryan is and push him as a singles competitor once again. Their opponents have been booked strangely over the past few months. While Big E has been pushed as a monster, he's also had to clean up a lot of Ziggler's mess recently. I still think the WWE have no idea what they want to do with Ziggler. While he's in possession of the Money In The Bank briefcase, he's had some wobbly match results and his union with AJ was news for all of 10 minutes. Nevertheless, I think Dolphy and Big E will get the win here resulting in Hell No turning on each other and feuding for a short while.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger for the World Heavyweight Title

While the audience's attention has been on other matches, this feud has flown nicely under the radar. While a lot of TV time has been devoted to the feud, it still doesn't feel like a 'main event,' despite being advertised as such. I'm a fan of Jack Swagger, and I like the direction his new gimmick has taken him. While the xenophobic character is nothing new in pro wrestling, it hasn't been done for a while so feels fresh. The addition of Dutch Mantell as the mouthpiece 'Zeb Coulter' is a touch of brilliance. Del Rio still brings in a mostly stone silent reaction, which is a shame because he and Ricardo Rodriguez are doing a good job as latino babyfaces. The pressure is off for these two at Wrestlemania and we could end up seeing one of the matches, if not the match of the night. I don't think it would be wise to rush Swagger to the title a second time, although I could imagine a feud with Sheamus being right around the corner if they do. Hard to predict this one...

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

CM Punk vs The Undertaker

Talk about a match that has stirred controversy. The implementation of Paul Bearer's real life death (R.I.P) as a means of CM Punk to generate heat has rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. To them people I say, why? It's been reported that the Moody family were asked permission and they gave their blessing. Do you think for one second that if they, The Undertaker or Kane had a problem with the storyline that any of it would have happened? No. What seems to have pushed peoples buttons the most was the end of Raw where CM Punk symbolically scattered ashes across a fallen Undertaker.  C'mon. The duelling 'C-M-Punk' and 'Un-der-ta-ker' chants were both loud and clear cut riiiiight up until the moment Punk scattered the ashes then boom... total heel heat. That's his JOB. If he isn't getting people to hate him then he isn't serving his purpose. People are always clambering for a return to an edgier, 'attitude era' style product, yet, when we do get it all people do is bitch and moan. PEOPLE, the WWE did many things and run multiple storylines that were much worse during that period in the company's history. As for the match, I still don't see The Undertaker's streak coming to an end this Sunday. I genuinely think that it will either last until his career comes to an end OR Cena breaks it at Wrestlemania 30. I'm expecting CM Punk to dominate for long periods of the match as The Undertaker's body continues to break down. Definitely the match I'm invested in and looking forward to the most.

Winner: The Undertaker

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar in a No Holds Barred Match

So basically the exact same match, under the exact same stipulation (cos No DQ is so different to No Holds Barred) as we got at Summerslam. However this time, Triple H's career is on the line...OOOOOO. On the one hand, a career ending match at Wrestlemania is how HHH's buddies, Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels, ended their WWE in ring career and I imagine he'd want to do the same. Do I think Brock Lesnar would be the one to do it? No. I do think Lesnar will control the match before H makes the comeback and gets his revenge for Summerslam. I don't care for this match, so whatever. Yawn.

Winner: Triple H

John Cena vs The Rock for the WWE title.

I am infinitely more intrigued for this second match between the two than the 'Once in a Lifetime' match last year. Why? Everything to do with John Cena. I hate it when the WWE does this to me. Every year we pray for a Cena heel turn or character change and the subtle hints he's been throwing about the past few weeks have heightened that desire. His promo this past Monday on Raw did inspire a bit of fantasy booking in me. He mentioned that if he wins the title the 'Peoples Era will continue.' Which former authority figure randomly returned on Smackdown last week and wanted to be in the corner of The Rock at Wrestlemania? Which former authority figure used the phrase 'People Power?' Johnny Ace himself... John Laurinaitis. Surely Laurinaitis would want revenge for the spine buster and peoples elbow he ate on Smackdown? To do this he goes to Cena to somehow convince him that he can finally help him overcome The Rock and his obsession with beating him if Cena can help him regain some sort of power.  It's a  perfect heel turn that echoes Stone Cold Steve Austin 'selling his soul' to Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania 17. Can you imagine the reaction? It would generate so much buzz for the WWE. Social media, message boards, the entire Internet would blow up. Of course there's always the issue of the 'fruity pebbles' merchandise and the ticket sales as well as the charity work that he does outside of the ring taking effect, but that's a chance the WWE needs to take. Do I think they'll take it? Hell no!  It's nice to dream though, yeah? I do think Cena will win, however, and I expect we'll have a better match than last year.

Winner: John Cena

And that's that folks. I expect Wrestlemania will surpass my low expectations and investment and be a pretty decent event when all is said and done. There will be twists and turns throughout the show that should pique the interest of viewers that aren't completely sold on the event. I hope you enjoy the show and enjoyed reading through my thoughts and predictions!

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